Pulled this from the Murphy Family's Blog. Too funny (and mostly true) not to repeat.
You know you are a Samoan
Your mother says that at 25, you're too young to have a boyfriend.
Your mother has a better throwing arm than your father.
You find a 6 yr old kid still in diapers playing in front of the house.
Being whacked with a leather belt is considered discipline not child abuse.
At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a box that used to hold a 24 pack of soft drink.
You run into a mountain of shoes/sandals blocking the front door.
You're the only ones swimming at the public pools with t-shirts on.
You can sprint barefoot on sharp stones and rocks.
Your first and last names are the same.
You make that funny kissing sound with your lips when you're trying to get someones attention.
You can speak with your face - (I've seen teens have entire conversations with their eyebrows.)
Your 2 yr old cousin does fe'aus (chores).
You have lava lavas for curtains in your house.