Help Wanted

It appears that my little part of the world is having some trouble. First the riots in Tonga and now the coup in Fiji. We were not surprised the coup was successful because a few days before, the military practiced taking over Suva, sort of like a practice coup. I guess they did alright and went for the real thing. However, some good may come out of the coup in Fiji - a reduction in unemployment. It appears the new military regime is looking to hire some people. (click here for the ad). They posted in the local Fijian papers, but perhaps they should think about Monster.com. I am thinking about applying for Minister for Sugar and Investment. I wonder about the health care benefits. Wish me luck.